Many brave blogging souls post every Monday a "Not Me" segment, in which they list the things they most definitely "NEVER do". In a rash and unexpected fit of...lets call it honesty?....I will now admit for the first time ever my perfection. And its not even Monday.
I have NEVER nursed Zeke while going to the bathroom. Nope. Not me. Thats gross...and probably unsanitary.
And speaking of nursing, I have also NEVER EVER nursed him while I surfed the web because that is the only time he will ever sit still. And I really really don't do it every day. I'm totally not doing it right now. Because, you know, breast feeding is about bonding.
Another thing I've never ever done? I've never lost my baby under a couch. Or under a bed. Not me. I always know where my son is. I don't need muffled babbling to find him. Don't listen to Kait.
Another thing Kait will lie about? I've never melted a bottle nipple in my dish washer. I know to use one of those little plastic boxes. And if that did, you know, hypothetically speaking, happen once, I wouldn't run upstairs thinking my Christmas tree was on fire. I can smell the difference between plastic burning and pine burning. I didn't sniff the tree.
And I never, after hours and hours of my son babbling at THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS, not hearing a single solitary grown voice ALL DAY LONG, yell "BAAA BAAAA BAAAA BAAAA, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?" I am an adult. I dont talk to a 5 month old like that.
I also bathe my baby every night. Even when House is on. And he totally gets dressed every day. Who do you think I am?
Now come on, tell me a few of YOUR finest Not Me moments.
3 comments:
I lost Harry under the bed once. I thought he could hang out while I took a shower, and he decided that that wasn't his plan. :)
When nannying, I had a little boy (maybe 3 years old) fall asleep while playing hide and seek. It took his big sister and myself what felt like forever to find him hiding behind the curtains asleep. Cute...but scary! I reminded him that if he wanted to play hide and seek he needed to tell someone first. :)
Hey you copy cat! ;) I see you're following my charming kids. I love her, I wish I lived next door to her. She makes me feel a little less insane.
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