The Many Misadventures of Malachi

You may have a Malachi if you...

Sometimes find the popper in the toilet...Or all the kids' socks...or the play dishes...or your hair claw...or a peanut butter sandwich. If you find yourself holding your bladder because you fear looking at the toilet, well then there is a good chance there is a loose Malachi in your home.

Another indicator is if your heart starts beating frantically every time you hear, "The babies making a mess!"
And you hear it an awful lot.

Or if you wait until the very last second before putting on shoes and socks.

If you one day find yourself running into a room and yelling, "Everyone STOP yelling!" without a shred of sarcasm...

Or ordering 2 large pizzas for 4 people, two of whom barely reach your waist,

Or if you're afraid your arm might just break off from carrying so much weight...

Well I hate to break it to you, but you might just have yourself a Malachi.